Questions that need to be answered

In this world we have, questions that need to be answered( hey that's the title).
Im sorry for this rant of random questions, I am just upset, and I have a right to ask these questions.

1. Why do cyclist and runners always run on the road, do they not know theres a sidewalk next to them?

2. Fitty cent thinks he is ghetto, but does he realize he makes dance music.

3. Do people really hate Bisexuals, or are they just jealous they have more chance of a date on Friday night?

4. Why do tough ghetto kids claim they are tough, but get upset when their shoes get dirty?

5. How come people who lift weights always stick out their arms when they walk( apparently their muscles are so big they cant sway their arms normaly)?

6. Why dont people who do metal detecting get a life?

7. How come they shot John Lennon, and not Yoko Ono?

8. Why is Paris Hilton Famous?

9. Why did people say, " Eminem is such a great actor", when he played himself?

10.Why dont we all just use velcro shoes( curse you society)?

11.How did my freind mix up halle berry with Rosie Odanald in Mid sentence?

12.Why am I so good looking?

13.Why do girls still insist they just want a guy with a good sense of humor?

14.Why is there tax on water?