A Dream......

As I awoke, the alarm clock sang its song , come fly with me, by frank sinatra, I first realized two things. ONE, that i just had an amazing dream, SECOND, that I urinated on myself. I then began to ponder what a amazing dream I had. As I thought of the oustanding adventure, which I was a super hero in mexico, with my trusty all mexican side kick, John. We where dashing young muchachos, fighting crime . The hot mexican sun failed to slow our momentum, we pushed on hard, destroying all evil in our way, I even had time to fall in love with a beautifull senorita, i will never forget our last moment together.

Senorita: No Me gusta

Me: I love you to

We then had to leave the villiage, for our deeds where done, we needed a form of transportation. I came up to a vender and asked him

ME: como te llama ( towards john), that means, do you have any llamas

vender: Pablo

me: what

Vender: me llamo Pablo

Me: you are a llama named Pablo? Your sick buddy, reaalll sick!

After that breaf discussion we rode of, into the sunset, I then wizzed on myself, I shouted, " when evil returns , I will be here( shot my gun) to save you. ( John falls from horse dead)