Bullies

Every school has one, every school needs one, its as if schools need bullies to feel like school. Which makes me wonder, is this true?, are there bullies in every school every made? Then I thought, ofcourse. But then I began to ponder of different kinds of schools. Did you know that there are schools for gays only. That's right, a gay highschool. At first I thought great, maybe now they can escape their tortures of the everyday public highschool plague, but is there a gay bully? Does he take your juice money and then pluck your eyebrows. Does he pants you and then... Well we wont get into that. Also there are many dancing schools. Is there a dancing bully(refer to ten truths #2)? I have often wondered what it would be like to be a bully myself. Sometimes I dream about it. I think I would be called brutis. I would hold the best Indian burn on the east coast. So one day I went up to the rap punk music kinda people( they pick on a lot of kids) and below is the dialogue, I guss I just don't fit in.

hoodlum # 1: yo braw what's goin on

Me: why hey there fellas, im from the streets( newhartford ghetto?), so what are you up to today

hoodlum # 2: well we are going to jump Tony( it seems that the rap group kids are always planning to jump somebody)

hoodlum # 1: yea son, we gonna jump tony good too

Me: isn't tony a little too tall for that?

( I was then pounded to a bloody pulp)