Alcoholic Neighbor

We all know someone who is drunk all the time, and cant go a day without drinking a few beers. Well one of them is my neighbor, well I know what you are saying, " Adam that is mean"( kinda weird if you were thinking that). But its true. For example, There we were, me and my sister cat( no she isn't a actual cat...Or is she?), trying to shovel the drive way after a horrible snow storm, we were cold, tired, hungry, and cold. And who comes to the rescue? No other than my alcoholic neighbor. He is all dressed in wintery clothes. Big jacket, and big winter cap which fits firmly around his head. Now IM thinking, here is a great man, comes to help a couple of kids shoveling, so then he does it, he does the drive way, but in the middle of it is where i realize that this guy isen the most sane or dependeble guys, who does need some help. He takes off his winter Hat, and what is under the hat to my amazement.........A beer can.