The Utensil , by adam scharf

( A man dressed as a spoon tells a director about his past while in an audition)

Its tough coming out of a largely succesfull character such as a spoon. In my highschool musical i played the intenst role, and maby the most magical character, of a utensil, for i was a spoon. It seems directors cant tear me away from my role, i am being typecast everywhere i go. Maby its the fact that I studied 3 months in Austria to prepare, or maby cause my sheer talent bombared the stage in a festaval of inspirational talent. The world may never know, but one things for sure, my ability to act will not be bogged down by my past roles, dont get me wrong though, i enjoyed the spoon character. It unlocked my inner spoon being. This character inspired me culturely in many ways, i wrote my first book, called, SPOON OF A LIFE TIME, and a musical album named, SPOON COMES ALIVE, I also had taught many yoga classes, in hopes that one day the rest of the world will unlock their inner spoon as well. So as you can see , i am the perfect man for your play.

Director: yea thankyou, well keep in touch

For whenever you look at a spoon, think of me, for i graced the stage as a magical metal object singing and dancing once, simple as that, but now i am famous, and i will be a big draw in to the show.