The Ten Truths I Have realized about Highschool

1. School is full of clicks

2. when you are in a school yard fight, you cant dance like in west side story( found out the hard way)

3. girls only date jocks

4.Theres always that one kid who has beard( i want that)

5.there will always be a girl who comes in to school and tells how drunk she got

6.Fat kids will always be the first out in dodge ball( its mean i know)

7. Armadillos are not allowed in school

8. Gays are always picked on( when will men be able to wax their eyebrows in peace?)

9. Kids will try to make themselves look as ugly as possible to be rebelious( i tried this once, apparently washable tat toos are not in)

10. steroids are necesary to do well in varsity( May i recomend Flintstones vitamins)