Not in anger

As I saw the tv today, I came across a info comercial about a guy who makes paddles to spank your kids, it reads on the paddle, NOT IN ANGER . Wait a minute... SPANK KIDs WHEN YOUR HAPPY! Im pretty sure you need to be mad in the first place in order to even want to spank your kids, whos the sick child pedefile who thought of this one.......................michael jackson anyone?

Michael Jackson: oh boy, i have a wonderfull idea ( in classic Michael Jackson voice)

Executive: well what is it mr jackson

Mj: we can make paddles for people to sell, to spank their kids

Executive: well im pretty sure thats not good these days

Mj: oh know, not like that, just put on the paddle, Not in Anger.

Executive: brilliant , simply brilliant

Mj: and we can have info commercials

Executive: yes yes

Mj: and pamflets on how to do it so your not hurting them

Executive: oh execellent, excellent

Mj: and i can make a instructtional video about how to do it

Executive: ummm possibly

MJ: ( on a roll now with ideas) yea yea, thats good ,and then we can tell them to take pictures of parents spanking their kids, and send them into me!

Executive: ......

Mj: what?

Executive: ......( Gares at him)

Mj: ( Glares back)

(Awkward silence)

Well it may have not been like that, but hey. So parents around the world, i guss start spanking your kids, and not in anger, make sure you are happy, and why not frolic around the house with the paddle, wave to your kids with it, im sure they are going to wave back and run screaming out of the house in a fit of joy.