Jesus and Pals
People often think about how jesus died, and three days later he rose and went to heaven. Thats all interesting and what not, but most people dont ever think about the guys who killed Jesus. It is said that jesus forgave them all, so they must of went to heaven. Do you realize how awkward that had to be.
Crusifier #1: oh well Mike, we are finally here, we made it to heaven
Crusifier #2: i hear ya bud, its been a long time, lot of weird stuff ya know
Crusifier#1:(interupts) ummmmm mike
Crusifier#2: I just am glad we did everything right, we sure went through alot together
Crusifier #1: Mike dude, Mike, Mike
Crusifier#2: ya know, im glad i was with you pal, ya know the whole crucifying thing, im glad we dont have to deal with that stuff anymore
Crusifier#1: Mike!
Crusifier #2: WHAT!
Crusifier #1: your not going to belive this, but look whos standing at 3:00
Crusifier #2: who is it , I cant see that far
Crusifier #1: ( stares in shock)
Crusifier #2: oh come on! just tell me who it is, i mean god , are you twelve, Jeessuuuss christ
Crusifier: #1: It sure is
Crusifier #: oh no, it cant be, but i thought he wasent the son of god, oh crap hes coming this way, oh no oh no, act cool dude act cool.
Jesus: oh , wait... it cant be, oh i dont belive it, i havent seen you guys in forever, ya know, since( acts like on the cross)
Crusifier #1: yea i know, ummm ... sorry about that
Crusifier #2: yea we dident really mean it
Jesus: oh yea, ya know what, lets just forget about the whole thing ok, its not like people will remeber you forever as the ones that killed jesus christ, son of the one and only God...Right?
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