Dream transportation

I am now at the ripe age of 16, hansome, strong, charming, and now able to drive. My dad was recently talking to me about what I would like to drive, he brought up, corvette, oldsmobile, and even toyota. For me I could not accept any of those, cause I dont want to drive a car, what I really want is something cool, sleek, and fast, I want a hot air balloon, how awsome would that be going to school, but I know what your saying, " adam, istent that stupid, I mean, someone will steal that", yes my freinds I know, I have pondered that many times, and I have figured out a way to keep it safe, Im going to put a midget with a really large handle bar mustache in the basket. And when someone comes over, he will jump out, even like a jack in the box, ill put springs on his feet. How cool would it be picking up my prom date. Cause you know they are all talking about you when your on your ride over.

Dad: ok sweety, are you sure about your date now, hes not a creep is he?

Leslie( we will call her that): oh yes daddy, hes the nicest guy, hes hansome , stong, charming, and able to drive.

Dad: well ok sweetie, I still want to have a talk with this man when he comes over.

Leslie: yes daddy, trust me , you will just love him, oh here he comes now ( points to sky)

Then I will proceed to ride in on my hot air balloon, with the midget on my shoulder waxing his large handle bar mustache.

Thats my dream way of transportation....