Dream transportation

I am now at the ripe age of 16, hansome, strong, charming, and now able to drive. My dad was recently talking to me about what I would like to drive, he brought up, corvette, oldsmobile, and even toyota. For me I could not accept any of those, cause I dont want to drive a car, what I really want is something cool, sleek, and fast, I want a hot air balloon, how awsome would that be going to school, but I know what your saying, " adam, istent that stupid, I mean, someone will steal that", yes my freinds I know, I have pondered that many times, and I have figured out a way to keep it safe, Im going to put a midget with a really large handle bar mustache in the basket. And when someone comes over, he will jump out, even like a jack in the box, ill put springs on his feet. How cool would it be picking up my prom date. Cause you know they are all talking about you when your on your ride over.

Dad: ok sweety, are you sure about your date now, hes not a creep is he?

Leslie( we will call her that): oh yes daddy, hes the nicest guy, hes hansome , stong, charming, and able to drive.

Dad: well ok sweetie, I still want to have a talk with this man when he comes over.

Leslie: yes daddy, trust me , you will just love him, oh here he comes now ( points to sky)

Then I will proceed to ride in on my hot air balloon, with the midget on my shoulder waxing his large handle bar mustache.

Thats my dream way of transportation....

Thoughts that entertain me

Here are some simple thoughts that have been entertaining me, I dont know why, they are quite stupid and pointless, neverless, I havent been able to stop thinking about them, so I figure I should just type them up.


Chinese places- I am amazed about how fast the service is, I think every restaurant should be like them, its so fast.

Me: umm hello, i would like a plate of sesamme chicken

Chinease waiter: ( quick motion) like this ( holds a plate of sesame chicken)

Me: yea, exaclty, you know what would be good with this, a good glass of

Chinease waiter:( pulls a glass out of no where) Pepsi

Me: yea yea, oh whats this, ( looks under the table to discover another chinease man doing his toe nails)

Another chinease man: Hello( while filing his toe nails)

Another thing that has been on my mind is super heros, i love them........except Aqua man. He cant do anything.

Superman: Im going to go to metrapolis to stop a burning ware house

Batman: IM going to see what the riddler is up to

Aqua man: ummmmm........im gonna,go swimming, cause thats the only thing I can do. ( puts toe in water, pulls it out quick) oh its kinda cold, I just ate anyway

He does have some cool skills though, I would love to be able ot just like, jump out of the water like a dolphin, how cool would that be at your freinds pool. His mom walks out with snacks

Mom: come on kids, I made snacks

Me: be right there ( fly out of water and land right next to her)

But having him in the justice leauge is like having, spiderman not be albe to shoot webs , its like him being able to shoot pickels out of his wrist.

Spider man: your going down

VIllian: not this time spiderman( spider shoots pickles at him), ummmmmm,( sniffs them), what is ( licks them) oh man, did you just shoot pickles at me.

Spiderman:.....................no

Another thought is animals, I dont know why, but the conversation where, every one tells eachotherwhat animal they would be always comes up, I dont know why,

Jill: oh I would be a dog, cause they are so cute

Elisha: I would be a bird, so I could fly

Me on the other hand, i would be a sloth, no one suspects the sloth, I would rob banks and burn buildings down, I can see it on the news

News anchor: This just in, The savings bank of sanger ave has justt been robbed, the only eye witness was the manager, he claims....a giant sloth came in and stole 34,000 dollars, he says the sloth was unarmed, yet he could shoot pickles out of his wrist.

Another thing is, I want to start a new trend, like at a ice cream parlor, where when someone drops a ice cream, they dont say , " oh my goodddddd", instead, they say, " ohhhhh ZEAUS, ILL GET YOU".

well thats all.....