The Confessions: Info Commercial

8.25.2006

Info Commercial

Hello, my name is Sherman T. Booker, and boy do I have an offer for you. In just a few minutes, you can own Sherman T. Bookers tips for love. You heard me right folks. All you have to do is pick up the phone now, ill give you a whole book full of useless information, like this,

"When approaching a female at a bar, simply go up to them and smile and offer them something, rather it be a drink, mint, or date rape drug, this approach will rarely fail".

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If the female you are trying to pursue decides to walk away, it might be a good idea to follow her to her car, even to her house if necessary. If she does not answer her phone, or the door, its now time to look in her windows. Once looking through her windows, this may be the time to show her that you have a sense of humor, and that you are witty. If she happens to be overweight, it is always encouraged to continuously point that out to her. Use a line like, " Maybe you should get lipo suction honey, ill call the butcher". Or maybe sneak in her house and make eggs that read, " Yeah, just keep on eating this, its going to make you look great". Either way, its going to be humorous, and she will instantly fall in love with you. If you do score a date, which I know you will, take her to a romantic place, if you still live at home with your parents, maybe you should get a job and stop being so lazy, oh im just kidding, but seriously. Take that girl of your dreams to a nice little restaurant, and always remember, let her pay the check, and always open the door for yourself, let her know that you are the independent type, make her believe chivalry is still dead. At the end of the date, a popular move is to kiss her goodnight, why don’t you show her that your not the cliche Romeo, and give her a nice firm slap on the ass.

If you buy now we will also throw in, " How to deal with a break up". This is a popular video that teaches you the logical, and mature way to handle a break up. For example it’s a good idea to call her 17 times an hour, or take a less involved approach and take pictures of her while she is sleeping. If you are the creative type, you may want to cover your house in pictures of her, and make collages of her as you slowly loose your grip on reality. I will also teach you alternatives, as in instead of crying yourself to sleep, why not try to win her back. This can be done by trying to get with her mother, or take her sister hostage and demand to be paid in sausages. If you really want to win her back, try talking to her, and If she starts to raise her voice, let her know who’s boss by beating her senseless with a baseball bat. In no time you will sweep her off her feet.

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