It was a stormy night, the stormiest night Chicago has ever seen. Rain poured onto the floor like marbles hitting pavement. Wind screamed like howling wolves, and thunder pounded like powerful locomotives. It was a dark atmosphere, you see 26 weary travelers where about to embark on flight 2295, their destination, Connecticut. Their captain, James Pierce, their weather, terrible, David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar, neither.
A young business man by the name of Allen Storesbocker soon entered the plane. He was sharply dressed in an all brown suit, a black derby, and a small umbrella at his side. You see, Alan was on a tight schedule, he needed to make it to Connecticut for a very important business meeting. The passengers sat in their seats, anxious to carry on with their flight. Unlucky business man Allen Storesbocker had the wing seat. The flight began to take off, slowly it drifted into the sky, powerful gust of wind tried to slow the plane down, then the pilot got on the speakers.
" Hello all, this is your captain speaking, James Pierce, I want you to all have a nice flight and I have one testicle".
The plane seemed to relax after a while, and many started to find sleep. Allen on the other hand could find no sleep, for he just had 306 cups of coffee. He needed to take his mind of things, so he opened up the window and starred into the deep dark sky. His eyes seemed to fall into its dark abyss as his mind drifted from star to star. All of a sudden a strange figure started to come in focus. It would seem as if someone was sitting on the wing of the plane. " I must be seeing things", thought Alan. He closed the window and tried to sleep. Then he heard a tapping on the window, he opened it slowly, being careful not to draw attention. He gazed out there and there the figure was again, " Hey pal", Allen whispered to the passenger next to him. " Hey buddy, wake up Sir". " What, what is it?" The passenger slowly came from his deep sleep. " Listen to me, this may sound a bit odd, but I think there is someone, or something on the wing of this plane. I know it sounds crazy, honest I know. Please just take a look, I want to know if im losing my mind or not". The passenger looked at Allen and responded, " sure, ok, but after I want to get some sleep ok?" Allen opened up the window once again, the man looked out and squinted his eyes. " Do you see it?", asked Allen. "No, no I don’t see anything, perhaps you just need to get some rest". The man returned to his sleep position and closed his eyes. Allen then peered out the window himself, and indeed there was nothing there.
"Ms. Oh Ms.? Please get me a pillow, I wish to sleep now". The attendant soon came back with a soft pillow and placed it under Allens head.
" Boy I must be off my rocker, come on Allen get some sleep", he said to himself. Soon he heard thudding, loud thudding coming from his left. He looked all around the plane, then looked out the window. " I see it!" Shouted Allen. He looked at the figure who now appeared to be reading a G Q magezine. " Look, everyone look out my window, there’s something on the wing, there is I tell you, there is!" Many passengers soon looked at the window. " My god, there is something out there". The figure now doing crunches on a medicine ball. An attendant looked at the figure, " I think it looks like a man". A passenger with a large mustache peered out the window. " It is a man". Allen now gazing at the figure, " But who is it?" A women stood up, " It kind of looks like Corey Feldman. " My god it does, it does look like Corey Feldman", said a women. " Oh come on, Corey Feldman?", said a man. The attendant looked out the window, " I think it is him". Soon everyone was looking out the window trying to figure out why Corey Feldman was on the wing of an Air Plane. " Its not Corey Feldman", screamed Allen at the top of his lungs. " Listen, I think we should tell the pilot".
The pilot then came out of the cock pit, " What is everyone yelling about"? An attendant approached him, " Captain Pierce, this may sound odd, but it appears that there is a creature on the wing". Captain looked puzzled, " Let me have a look". He looked out the window and sure enough there was a figure, who was now riding an exercise bike. " Why, it looks like Corey Feldman". Allen now becoming frustrated, " For heavens sake, its not Corey Feldman"! I think we should talk to it", said an attendant. " By the way captain, no one is flying the plane". The captain then stood up strait and said, " Listen, I think I should go fly the plane, but we need to stay calm, Im sure Mr. Feldman had a good reason for being on the wing of this aircraft".
Allen then sat back in his seat in deep thought, " We need to talk to it", Allen got a piece of paper and a black magic marker and started to write. He held up the sign to the window which read, "Who are you". A few minutes later the figure held up a sign that said, " I like corn on the cob". Allen wrote another one which said, " Please, Who are you?" The figure then held up a sign that said, " You can dance If you want to, you can leave you friends behind...". Allen now very frustrated screamed at the figure, " Show yourself!". The figure then proceeded to clip his toenails.
" I don’t know what kind of creature that is sir, but I don’t think it likes you", said a man. "Enough, im going to get to the bottom of this", Allen then went to the back of the air craft where he could think. He locked himself in the bathroom and thought. First he thought about the passengers, then he thought about the creature on the wing, then he looked at the razor slots in the bathroom and wondered if people actually shave in these things. Once he got a plan, he opened up the door at returned to his seat, once there he looked at his fellow passengers and noticed that they where dressed in Michael Jackson outfits. " Listen up people, we are going to have to fly the air plane upside down, we need that thing to be off. Everyone get back in their seats, and strap that seat belt on very tightly". Then a man interrupted, " but the light isn’t on." Allen then looked at him, " It does not matter, you need to put it on". Allen then walked into the cockpit, the pilot was busy playing connect four. " Captain, listen to me. You have to fly the plane upside down, we need that creature to fall off. " I suppose that is the only way. The altitude looks pretty good, and so does the height. Tell everyone to hold on tight and buckle in, and that Green apple Jolly ranchers taste bad". Allen then went to his seat and strapped in tight, he looked at the window. The figure was starring at him. He plane slowly began to drift upside down. " This will do it", Allen said to himself. The plane was almost completely upside down. On wing, the figure was coloring, he began to realize that the plane was going upside down and appeared to start swearing. Little by little, the creature could not hang on. Eventually he let go and the plane went back to its upright position. " WE DID IT", screamed Allen. Everyone began to clap and cheer, Allen stood and said, " Its over, now lets get to Connecticut, and forget this every happened".
Finally the plane reached its destination, and everyone exited the plane. " Glad that is over", Allen then got his bags and exited the plane. He breathed in a sigh of relief and got into a taxi. " Take me to the red roof in". The taxi driver then turned around, " No, this cant be, no!" The creature was driving the taxi ( How predictable was that, clearly the story wasn’t over cause there is so much writing on this page). "Listen , pull over, now, do it now. I bet you don’t even have a licence". The creature drove the car to an old cave, and shut off the car and got out. Then realizing he left his lights on went back in and shut them off. " Get out!" Allen then got out of the car. " Don’t hurt me". The creature then sat down at a table with drinks all over it. " Do you think its easy? Do you think its easy being a creature who sits on wings, everybody thinks im that creature in the twilight Zone episode, well im not, I just happen to sit on wings of planes, is that so wrong? By the way your not leaving here". Allen needed to think of a plan, he first thought he would fight is way out, but then he realized that the creature was stronger than he. He then started to have the creature say all his problems and pour him drinks. Eventually the creature became intoxicated and the two had a really nice time. They laughed and talked about old times, Once Allen laughed so hard milk came out of his nose, which was odd for he was drinking orange juice. The creature stood up and looked at Allen and started to weep. " What am I doing, I should not be doing this, please, you can leave". Allen then stood up and said, " ok". Allen walked away, first he felt happy, then he felt depressed, then he felt noshes for milk was still coming out of his nose. Allen looked at the creature and stated, " Ill visit you again, Perhaps you can come on more planes".
On Allen went, on his walk back to the red roof inn, he reflected on his experience. " Maybe the creature who sits on wings of air planes is a good thing, he is not so bad". He concluded that everyone needs love, and that it may be tough being different, but sometimes its ok to be the one on the wing of an air plane, even though your hat would keep blowing off. He also realized that he did kind of look like Corey Feldman.